He's too old, and she's too young
one's too smart; the other, dumb
prob'ly never heard of Nietzsche
and that one there is really preachy
man, I've gotta find a niche
but he's too poor, and she's too rich
and she's a little bit too geeky
and he's just f-in' downright freaky
picky picky, yeah that's me
I'm difficult, yes, I agree
but not with him, 'cause he's insane
and all she does is just complain
and I don't think I'll ever fit
and really shouldn't give a sh-t
but someone out there must be right
not a slug, not too uptight
just a couple worth my knowing...
Hey! Hey! Where ya going?!