OUR Twelve Commandments

by Meaghann   Aug 22, 2006


Mi friend and i came up with these all by our selves, personally, the eleventh is my favorite!:)

1) Thou shall never lose her morals or her shoes.

2) Thou shall not move for a man.

3) Thou shall own a pair of shoes for ever colour of the week.

4) Thou shall not be a b**** for no reason.

5) Thou shall own a pair of hooker shoes.

6) Thou shall stick together no matter what.

7) Thou shall not change for anyone.

8) Thou shall not use a friend to get to someone else.

9) Thou shall binge eat with the broken hearted one so they are not the only fat one.

10) Thou shall follow your heart no matter you end up.

11) Thou shall wear a shirt unless though has sexy abs.

12) Thou shall follow all of the above commandments or be severely injured or punished.

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  • 17 years ago

    by xXjENiXx

    Lol i really like it yea #11 is my fav too

  • Lol i love this! spesh the bit bout the hooker shoes... (for retricted situations of course) great job hun :)

  • 18 years ago

    by Nyx

    Hmm i dont know about the hooker shoes who wants that. pretty good poem

  • 18 years ago

    by TheRevelation

    HAH HAH I REALLY LIKED THIS I HAVE NO CLUE WHY LOL IT WAS GOOD TO ME LOL ~`nicole`~