Away On A Potty

Away on a potty
no paper he said
the little lord Jesus
was crapping till ten

the stars in the bright sky
are bored of him now
because the little lord jesus
ate like a cow

I hate how i eat so much
it's really a pain
my but is all red
and cracked from the strain

a final ggod push
and very loud scream
then came a flush
and smelly steam

he said to himself he won't eat till he's ten
but then he remembered
it was pizza night
once again