I wish all my wishes could come true,
i wish all my things were brand new,
i wish i wasn't so chubby but thin,
i wish bot ox injections didn't sting,
i wish my hair wasn't curly but straight,
i wish my mates were early not late,
i wish i had money like a millionaire,
i wish i had designer clothes to wear,
i wish i could lay in until gone noon,
i wish my homework wasn't due in so soon,
i wish my eyebrows didn't need a pluck,
i wish vegetables didn't taste so yuk,
i wish women could lay eggs like a hen,
or i wish babies were had by men!
