Wasting my time,
On your kind.
Clearly knowing what it will be,
This ridiculous thought of you and me.
If opposites really do attract,
No need to ridicule that,
For we are the true example,
I don\'t think that\'s too typical.
How often do you see a snake with a flea?
How can that be?
Well babe, that\'s what we are,
A devious snake and a little flea sitting together in this car.
Staring at the dark sky with you,
I know now that I\'m a fool,
A fool in love.
Not questioning any of your intentions,
While your hands are on my thighs, I should mention.
That song plays on the radio that I'll never forget,
It was playing when we met.
Now this we I'm talking about, is not the snake and the flea,
Oh no, this we is the other you and me.
The you that I really want,
The you that I taunt.
It's the you that I don't get to talk to anymore,
It's the you that now must think I'm an easy score.
For I'm only kissing this insignificant boy,
As my little lure toy.
To lure you into jealously,
That's how I'm going to get you knowingly.
You wonder whether I have any regrets,
About having all these little pets.
Well no, because they led me to you.
Now you recall me saying I was a fool?
It was all apart of my devious plan,
To make that certain you were my only man.
