I met you on the internet
it was only just last week
i knew at once i loved you,
but didn't want to peek.
for i had my heart crushed once
by a cruel, evil sorceress.
But now, i have you girl,
and am shameless to be boisterous.
I really want to meet you,
I really want to marry
I swear that this is true to you
or my name isn't larry.
I could deal with some daughters,
though i really want a son.
Of my 5,609,987 friends on myspace,
You are #1.
