My redneck girlfriend from the woods

One day while huntin possum
just past the trailer park
i stumbled upon a neked girl
my mutt began to bark

she was the pertiest neked girl i ever did sawed
and in the midst of the neked girl,
my heart start thawed.

I gave her my hot, sweaty shirt
and escorted her to my vehicle.
i kissed her sweet lips
and set off to split a creamsicle.