Fake Friends....Real Friends....

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin \\\"Damn ... we fuked up ... but that s.h.i.t was fun!\\\"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your s.h.i.t so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say \\\"I\\\'M HOME!\\\"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you\\\'ve had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say \\\"B.i.t.c.h drink the rest of that you know we don\\\'t waste s.h.i.t.\\\"

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s.h.i.t to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuk out