Funny Ways To Die In ABC's

A for attacked in a dank little mire
B is for burned in a terrible fire
C is for crisped in an Easy Bake oven
D is for doomed in a big witch's coven
E is for eaten by a monster of dread
F is for filled up with one ton of lead
G is for gnawed on by a vicious brown dog
H is for hurt choking on a frog
I is for injured in the dawn's early light
J is for jumped in the middle of the night
K is for kicked in the shins by some guy
L is for leaping over a man-eating fly
M is for mauled by a huge grizzly bear
N is for nailed to an electric chair
O is for offed by twelve football teams
P is for pulled apart at the seams
Q is for quacked to death by a duck
R is for rammed in the head by a puck
S is for stuffed in a teddy-bear shop
T is for thunk-ed in the head with a mop
U for uplifted and dropped to their death
V is for vacuuming while getting high on meth
W is for whacked tween the eyes with a mace
X is for x-rayed to death while in space
Y is for yodeling and choking on mice
Z is for zipping through a hole in the ice