I was going to pick some flowers for your birthday. But I got a attacked by some bees, and had to go to the hospital.
Then I got you a bowl of sugar to show you how sweet you are. But my mother used it for ice-T.
Then I saw a cute little green frog to give you. But when I picked it up it peed all over me.
Then I made you a paper hat. But on the way to your house it rained and got wet.
Then I did your home work for you. But my dog had other planes for it.
Then I wanted to make you a poem. But I did not know what to say. Because words can not live up to you.
So then I got you a laughing box. But I wet myself from laughing to hard.
Then I got you a boyfriend. But he ended up being gay.
And then I got you a ring. But it turned my finger green.
You know how you wanted a little sister, Well I tried to get you one. But her mother got mad and called the cops.
Then I was going to give you my heart. But that would hurt. And be to yucky!
And then I got you some candy. But the time I got it to your house it was gone and my tummy hurt.
So I will just wish you the best and say happy birthday.
