I Didn't Do It

I didn't do it
That's my story
I'm sticking to it.

It wasn't me who wrote those things
Upon the bathroom wall
I wasn't there, I guarantee
It was someone else entirely.

It wasn't me who took your car
And drove it in the creek
I swear I didn't go that far
Someone's out to get me.

You say a kid was seen out back
When your dog went missing
But I swear the gate was intact
Someone else was there I'm guessing.

Why do I get blamed for everything
That's done wrong around here
It wasn't me, I'm not the one,
I'm innocent, I SWEAR!!!!!

I cross my heart and hope to die
This ain't no lie, can't you see
The God's honest truth, is what I'm saying
A lie would just come back to haunt me.