You VS. Him

Walk around in your underware,
And act like you just don't care,
When he turns and points at flab,
Let him know that you will blab.
Tell his mates about is problem small,
Then you feel like standing tall.

Walk around in the bare,
Show off your skin so fair,
When he turns and calls you pastey,
Turn and tell him not to be so hastey,
Run and tell all his friends,
About how his willy oddly bends.

Walk around in your underware,
Show off your decent pair,
When he turns and calls them small,
Turn and tell him your about to call...
Phone his possey and tell them all,
About how your man's penis is just too small!!!