Life of a prep(sort of)

I know this poem sucks but im a guy so i dont write these kinds of poems but i read one of my friends i got an idea from hers so umm ya im sorry if its not good

anywho back to the poem...

I have an ugly ear,
Oh god it cracked,
I broke the mirror,
Of my compact,

Why am I not pretty,
My nose is too big,
My hair is too splitty,
I should wear a wig,

I look like a whale,
God Im so fat,
Im gonna break the scale,
And my boobs are really flat,

Wish I looked like you,
I weigh a whole seventy five,
You and your seventy two,
I dont know how your survive