Food

by Jenni Marie   Sep 23, 2006


I eat lots and lots of food
It puts me in a better mood
but chocolate isn't good for my heart
and baked beans make me fart.

I eat lots and lots of food
No one would want to see me nude
Chips make me big
oh god, I'm starting to look like a pig!

I eat lots and lots of food
some people think it's rude
Pizza, donuts cake-i can't get enough
I'm never going to be toned and buff

I try and work it off at the gym
if i have the energy I'll go for a swim
But i find it's a waste of time
just pass me the biscuits and I'll be fine!

I repeat, some people think it's rude
Think i eat too much food
Oh god, i weigh 20 stone
I should diet-but first let me have that Ice cream cone.

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  • 17 years ago

    by -Ѕнэ đιεđ ѕсѓεάміηĝ-

    LOL!!!
    Love that stanza, its really good! Well done! Good Flow and rhyming!! Awsome Poem!
    Love Mez!

  • 18 years ago

    by Andi

    HEY GREAT JOB!!!i thought it was way funny....and it describes me and my friend!!!hehe but only the part about eating a lot....were cheerleaders and work are asses off! but this is really funny and u should def keep up the good work. thx 4 the comment
    andi

  • 18 years ago

    by Choose xX Alex Xx Life

    Cool unexpected lol i liked it rhyming bit simple buti guess its whats needed for a funny poem lol nice one xxx alex xxx (4)

  • 18 years ago

    by Amber Parker

    Wow. Can totally relate to this. Unfortunatly, I didn't have any humor about it, lol. Looking at it in a past light, though, it is funny now.

    I like the part 'I eat lots and lots of food, no one would ever want to see me nude'. It's ironically funny.

    ~Scarlett

  • 18 years ago

    by Jaime

    Haha I love it!

    It's like an endless cycle with some people, they get stressed so they eat, and then they aren't in shape, so they stress more, and then they eat more.

    That's what it made me think of anyways. Good job.

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