Every Single Day

Youre too young to know this!
Youre too old to do that!
Why so you insist on being
Such a bl**dy prat?

You would not understand me!
Your wouldnt know the name!
So kind of you to do that,
So I can take the blame!

You\'re too small for that one!
For this you\'re way too big!
Going out of your way
Just to take a dig!

You need a lot more money!
You have way too much pride!
That one truly does not work,
Its the one I already tried!

You\'ll want a coat for this trip!
You\'ll need some water too!
That really is not good enough,
You know that will not do!

I hope youve learnt your lesson!
You wont do that again!
What the feck did you do that for,
Are you fecking insane?

I\'ll help you do it later!
Maybe another day!
You cannot do it like that,
There must be another way!

This is the last time I tell you!
This is your final chance!
No I will not give you,
Your pocket money in advance!

I need some peace and quiet!
Please leave me quite alone!
How many times have I told you,
Get off the bl**dy phone!

Don\'t annoy your siblings!
Be nicer when you play!
You kids are a bl**dy nightmare!
Every single day!