Sexy Stops at Sixty

This is a little advice
For those trying to be what your not
Sexy stops at sixty
No...you just can't pull off hot

Hair coloring is too fake
Natural is the way to go
Please don't where those wigs
Let your silvers show

Don't pencil in your eyebrows
Even if nothing's there
Because everyone will know
If they don't match your hair

Push up bras don't work
Tight jeans don't suck you in
Red lipstick only runs
Wrinkles...they don't fill in

Don't use the kids new lingo
Because, "yo mama" isn't right
And you might as well know
Tans are a waste of time

Bikinis aren't an option
(not even if your thin)
No one wants that much of you
To be showing off to them

We love you the way you are
So don't be what your not
Since repetition allows retention
Sixty and Sexy....it isn't hot!