I am and always will be..

I\'ll never write a book, or be Poet Laureate
Nor will my writing be compared to Betjeman or Eliot
Because when I think about it, the one possibility
Is that there\'s simply one thing in the world that I can be

I used to dream of mansions and taking baths in money
A carpark full or ferraris and toast lathered in french honey
But I think it\'s much more likely, I\'ll end up in a skoda
I\'ll be Jedi number 20, you know, the one obscured by Yoda

I don\'t expect a wedding, covered by vogue magazine
With pools of gold and singers and a million limousines
Champagne is an honour, reserved for best man's speech
For the rest there\'s alcopops in strawberry or peach

So I s\'pose for my conclusion, The words I meant to say
I wouldn\'t be unhappy if my life turned out this way
The one thing I can\'t change, that is, what we all see
Is that I am and always will be unamazing, plain, loud ME