I Was Going To Sit And Make A Rhyme

I was going to sit down and make a rhyme
but it seems i can't keep thoughts in my mind.
All i can think about is food
sorry if my readers think I'm rude.

I was going to sit down and make a rhyme
But it seems getting stoned took up my time
I could really eat a chocolate crunchie
oh god, i think i have the munchies.

I could really use a drink
but there is only water from the kitchen sink
I drink it anyway to quench my thirst
but now i can't stop talking-my thoughts i blurt!

Now i am a little paranoid
Everyone is staring at me!
Suddenly all that water
makes me really want to pee.

Now i can't stop giggling
everything just seems so funny
If only i could buy more weed
If only this last bag hadn't used up all my money!

Oooh, now I'm in deep thoughts
Really, really thinking things through
All this thinking is making me sleepy
So my friend, I'll pass this joint to you.

**Not my best. but then i was high when i wrote it.**