Elmer the turtle.

This is the story of Elmer
my dear, turtle friend
how we almost ran over him
and put his life to an end

we tried to keep him
but he smelled like shit
and everyone in the car
couldn't handle it

So Eric pulled over
put him down in the grass
we got back in the car
and I remembered his ass

But I dont feel bad for letting him go
Because its a good live being a turtle
if you could only know

He lives without a frown
Never fearing that he would drown
Happiness would keep him swimming
Yeah, that's the life Elmer is living