Hell On A Raft

The Cat

'Swirly, twirly, here we go
We're sailing down the stream
Hold on to your hats folks
This is one hell of a dream'

Splash, bang, and wallop

The Cat

'We crashed but what'd we hit?
Oh darn, we're in trouble
And I think the row raft's split'

'We took a wrong turn
Sorry folks, yes its all my fault
I feel bad, I really do
But can anyone else taste salt?'

'I think we're sinking
Does anyone here have a pump?'

The Walrus

'I'll kill you, you bast*d!'

The Cat

'There's no need to get the hump'

'I'll have us out soon
In a jiffy in fact my friend
Just give me a few minutes
And the raft is on the mend'

The Walrus

'I'm not your friend
Your buddy or your chum
And I think it's rather obvious
Why we're all so very glum'

The Turtle

'Lets all calm down
We'll kill him in his sleep'
He whispered to the Walrus
'And that's a promise I shall keep'

Together they both giggled
At their evil little plan

The Turtle

'From now on we'll be known
As 'The kill Kitty Klan!''

The Pig

'Can I join the klan?'

The Cat

'What are you saying back there'

The Turtle

'Nothing, never you mind'

The Walrus

'But you'd sure better beware'

'Maybe I should do it
To make sure it's done right
And send that blasted kitty
Meowing into the night'

The Turtle

'No, you'll mess it up
I'll do it, just to be sure
I'll kill him nice and quiet
Then dump him on the shore'

The Walrus

'Are you saying I can't do it!
Anyway, you're too slow
By the time you're half way
It's almost certain that he'll know'

The Turtle

'He'll hear you coming!
I mean, you are rather big'

The Walrus

'Well what do you suggest'

The Turtle

'I suggest we send the Pig'

The Pig

'Oh no, I couldn't possibly'

The Turtle

'Don't you want to join 'the Klan'?'

The Big

'Well, yeah, sure, of course'

The Turtle

'Then do it, I know you can'

To be continued...

*Sorry it's so long, but I kind of got in to it*