Recipe for Death

INGREDIENTS:

- 1 messed up life
- 1 broken heart (must be broken or won't turn out)
- as many as you can find cups of tears (the more the better)
- 1 large cup of not "real" friends
- 1 unloving family
- 3 (or more) days worth of stress
- for extra flavor add: a few sleepless nights & a few arguments

STEPS:

1. "Messed up life" is the main ingredient, so be sure to add all other ingredients to it.

2. Make sure "broken heart" cannot be healed. (Best results if broken by a member of the opposite gender)

3. Mix all ingredients together. (Note: mixing to quickly causes more stress & tears)

4. To serve you have a variety of tool to choose from. (Ex. knife, pills, rope, etc)

5.If survival occurs then try again or get help immediately.

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