Exes may be crazy, but then again so is middle school....

Pack up your things,
And kiss Mommy goodbye.
Run as fast as you can,
No time to explain why.
Your ex has gone mad.
He's one love-sick puppy.
But he scares you so much
Its not even funny.
Try to break up with him,
But it just wont work.
He says
"TOGETHER FOREVER"
'Cuz he's a phyco freak jerk!
If he cannot have you,
Then nobody will.
When you see him running after you,
You cry with a shrill.
You run faster and faster,
But now it's two against one.
When you see his tough friend,
You think your game is done.
Tomorrow at school,
Will be a living hell.
He'll be glaring at you,
His friends will as well.
At drama club he'll stalk you.
So stay distracted by your friends.
Because they will protect you
Until the bitter end.
Once you get home,
don't take any chances
and be sure to put up a decoy
away message.
This is crazy, I know.
But don't worry dear.
No one will remember by the end of the year.
Because middle school drama
Is nothing to fear.