There once was a man, who's teeth were so big,
he had a permanent smile, like the grill of a rig,
his teeth were so large, he could hide a secret stash,
in back of his teeth, he could even keep hash,
he was a strange fellow, who had a fetish for feet,
he asked a girl for her pink socks, and he is so 1337,
he can play Mexican Batman on his guitar,
and his teeth stick out way too far,
he knows more about computers than Bill Gates,
but no one knows a thing about that girl he dates,
he moved in with her, sadly, out of state,
but he followed his teeth, so I guess it's fate,
one time he claimed to be Darkwing Duck,
his teeth couldn't be fixed, if he went on Nip-Tuck,
his teeth are the largest, so large in fact,
you could punch his face, and he'd remain in tact,
but your hand would be broken, by his teeth of steel,
this man is so creepy, we just call him Bill...
