Once upon a time
there was a duck
it had a torch
and a truck
it spend it days
eaing pie
it fell in love
with a fly
it got married
had some kids
went to the club
made sum bids
lost all its money
became a hobo
the fly left it
became a homo
then the duck
began 2 cry
it was living
a nasty lie
they all believed
the ducks a she
but really, peeps
she is a he
the duck got a sex change
right after birth
and travelling from mars
with it parents to earth
it climbed a tree
and quacked so long
and because it fell
never finished its song!!!