Stupid Fake Girls

by BeautifulxMess   Oct 21, 2006


Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made with some rubber, and plastic and all.

Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake little smile that has you "hypnotized"

Orange color skin, dumb as a rock. That laugh at their own jokes; It's like their brains always in a lock.

Bleach blond hair, with hooker heels on. They never shut up; You want to snap your fingers and for them to be gone.

High pitched squeaky laughs annoy the crap out of me. The boobs are big enough honey, we can see.

Ever heard of a shirt, they go over your bra. That thing that shows your sisters friends, grandma and all.

Stupid fake girls really get under my skin. What ever happened to natural, I need someone to tell me again?

*OK not that funny maybe but hey..it's true

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  • 18 years ago

    by Jaime

    I love this, it may only be a little funny, but it definitely hits home on a topic that absolutely everyone can relate to in some way or another.

    You're so blunt about this, I think it's great.

  • 18 years ago

    by Becky

    I though it was kinda funny, it makes me so glad to not be one of those girls. Tihs poem was great and I think you perceived them very well.

    Ever heard of a shirt, they go over your bra.

    that was my faveorite line.

    lots of love
    *~*Becky*~*

  • 18 years ago

    by Wings Of Flames

    Lol it is true. dont forget u owe me 4 poems.
    lol
    cya round miss unfake unstupid girl!
    5/5
    ~Emma

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