You must be at least 17,
Eye colour brown or green
No smaller than five foot eight
Always be on time never be late
Must have a knock out smile
Must stay more than a little while
Must be able to cook
And must believe in the Holy Book
You can be bold or shy
So long as you hold me when I cry
You don't have to be a boy
Just so long as you bring me joy
Smokers are fine
As long as you don't nick mine
I'm looking for a perfect person from above
Otherwise I'm scared I'll never fall in love