You own my friend.

Haha I haven't talked to you in a million bizillion years. Or like... since... hmmm. Saturday. Goddamn. Two days.

I love you Kevey Freaking Fitz.

Wonderful! Great rhymes and imagery! You have a spelling mistake in the last stanza - you wrote "it's" instead of "its" but you can edit that :) Except for that slight error, which I'm sure is caused by not paying attention, everything was purrrfect :)
5/5