The Doctor

I have a special doctor
For I am a special case
My mind is never full
There is always too much space
I sit and talk
He writes and gawks
As I tell him all I do
I got to the zoo
Watch the kangaroo
Then go back home again
I ate a pen, a cherry, and then,
I ate my hamster too.
My parents say I'm disturbed
I say I'm disinterested
The doctor say I need to spend some time alone
So tomorrow my parents are taking me
To my very own padded room
The gave me a dustpan and broom
And a suitcase full of what I might need
I sit all the way without a word to them
I'm too busy playing with Joe.
He sits on my lap and talks and talks
He tells me stuff I never knew
He told me that my father was fired
He told me that my mother was tired
He even told me my hamster wanted to be eaten.
But now I'm here at the hospital
So Joe has to go home for tonight
But he'll sneak back later
He'll help me wreak havoc
I'm really quite smart
Though I do say Nart
It's not my fault
I won't assault
The problems in my mind.
Joe wants to hurt my doctor
So I have to do that too
Because I hear Joe in my ear
Because that's where Joe lives