A womens Prayer

Before I lay down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong, one who knows how to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, when he calls he want wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed and when I spend his money he want get annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens doors, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind and knows what to answer to How big is my behind, I pray that this man will love me to no end: and never attempt to hit on my best friend.