Im the man

I seen a couple all they did was fight all day all evening even all night, the man said just be quiet you old hag and next time when u get groceries get paper bags. these plastic ones all they do is rip tare and strip. when they wake up the don't even kiss not on the cheek not even on the lips, shes like how come u never kiss me n e more hes like because we are at war u make me mad and never happy your always in charge and very snappy. he says common old Lady get a grip because I'm the man in this relationship