I Don't Work On The Bomb Squad, Dear...

I don't work on the bomb squad dear,
I'm not as careful as that.
Didn't know you would blow up in my face
Just because I said that.
Can't you take a joke, my dear?
Do you really hate me that much?
I thought you were my best friend, dear,
But i guess today I am not...
I'm sorry i say things you don't like,
But dear, you do the same.
I'm sorry I made you angry, dear.
But sometimes you drive me insane.
I'm not on the bomb squad, dear.
So please don't go nuclear on me...
If you just don't want me to even
joke
kid
talk or
be around
you,
Just tell me and I will disappear.
I don't think you're that fond of me, dear.
It's not that hard to tell...
I'm not exactly stupid dear,
And i know you aren't as well...
Can't we just get along dear and be friends once again?
Why have you grown so distant, dear,
I thought you said we would "never end"...
I'm not on the the bomb squad dear,
So I'm sorry i pushed your buttons and pulled your trigger...
But I guess the dramatic aspect of that joke
just had to be so much bigger.
I know he means a lot to you dear,
but we ALWAYS used to joke...
You treat me like dirt sometimes, dear.
And act as if our whole friendship were a hoax.
I really care for you dear,
But do you care for me?
If you honestly don't like me much,
Just tell you and I'll leave you be.
Friends are forever and boys are whatever...
Especially nowadays....
So let's just try to keep that in our hearts
And save drama for school plays.