I got up today,
put my underwear inside out, on top of my clothes,
fastened my cape on and looking out my window i shouted,
here i come world, ready or not
i chose not to fly - nothing more annoying than an obnoxious superhero,
i had strength inducing food aka BREAKFAST and it wasn't special K,
muscles bulging (but still looking pretty n feminine) i picked the keys and marched outside,
what a glorious day to prevent crime i thought,
guy whistles - you can't objectify me I'm a superhero,
tits are tits love he shouted,
Arch so i punched his daylights out,
job well done..worthy of a coffee,
i was standing in line to order my coffee when this jackass cuts through and starts to order,
you can't do that I'm in a line i said (and a superhero)
he ignores and continues to order flat white no mocha no make that a tea,
so i punched his daylights out,
i was marching purposefully until i passed a Gap surely surely a little treat for all the good i do?,
cant fight with logic i went, in,
i was picking this cute dress when the salesgirl creeps up and says you know we have them in a bigger size,
needless to say i punched her lights out,
angry and concerned for i was turning green i marched on when i heard a scream,
well make that a few something about Jesus n cellulite and looking 15 years younger now why o why would i want to b 5 (OK fine 10),
this is too much i said,
so i moved to the country like the rest of the superheros,
and u wonder why crime rates are so high in the city...
