Know they are monsters
Worse than the costumes
There in a trance and they come for sweets
To trick there fellows into giving out treats?
Disgusting how can they live with themselves
To act a bum dressing like elves
Get a Job! little monkeys
Next year you'll trick the turnkeys
Take one and no more y'all
Oh dear a water pistol fine take em all
Go back to your homes and have a ball
Your parents would be proud
To have raised someone so loud
In my day we would treat in silence
Good riddance you little goblins and pirates
