Screaming and crying of the little kids
The screeching of the slide from water skids
Spalshing their swimming toys all around
fat 3 year olds complaining that they will drown
Old people trying to tan in the nude
This is public thats plain up rude
Teenagers breaking all sorts of rules
Making themselves look even more bigger fools
At some point there comes yelling cannon ball
Everybody hoping the kid will slip and fall
Marco polo has started never being able to stop
You have a nice view of the pool at the entire top
Something starts to smell like a big fat lard
Please go on having fun as the public pool guard