The Jeremy Kyle Show

by Bethan   Nov 1, 2006


Well, I know she's cheated,
Of that I'm very sure,
I don't want to be with him,
He doesn't trust me anymore,

My daughter's 14 years old,
and she's having a baby,
I'm not sure of the father,
It could be Tom, maybe,

I'm here today because,
I've got 3 kids and I'm 21,
I fathered her fourth child,
But she's gonna be a single mum,

I want a DNA test for him,
A lie detector and counselling,
Afterwards I'll ask her to wed,
That should fix everything,

I'm 12 years old with an ASBO,
And I've taken every drug,
I'm his mother and I try,
But I can't control the little thug,

We've come to the end for today.
Tune in same time tomorrow,
So you can all feel better,
From hearing others sorrow.

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  • 17 years ago

    by InterviewWithTheKat

    This poem made me giggle,
    i love that show so i can really realate to the poems comic edge, keep up the great writing!!!
    kat-x-

  • 18 years ago

    by Bradley Peter

    You love that programme too bloody much, but I don't mind, becase it gave you this. I loved this poem, in fact, I think it's actually one of my favs. Is it bad that i found it quite funny? Because I really do think you've put this poem in the wrong section. I had a BIG smile on my face the whole time. In fact, I'm off to read it again.

    Brad xx

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