That was good, what a creative ending.

"A large, scaly figure, at least 50 feet tall,
the color of the leaves in all seasons but fall."

I love how you did that, it paints such a detailed picture without directly stating that you are talking about a dragon. Not many people can pull that off. Great job.

This is the first funny poems that I've read that I've liked I love the ending "how will I get down"