Don't worry for I forgive you
But for I made up my mind that we're not meant to be
You just too strange for me
You pick your nose while at dinner
Clip your toenails on my mother's favorite table
Eat with your hands in front of guests
Laugh with your mouth full all the time
Drink out of the container when a cup is 2 feet away
Break glass everywhere without telling me
Spills almost every drink without cleaning it up
Think bunnies are scary and wolverines are lovely
Carrots are nasty and avocado is tasty
But still I manage to smile
Cause with everything you do
It happens to be special
Cause it came from you
I Know I could be a stubborn bit ch
Saying that we're not to be without trying
But I know when a relationship is going to suck
Cause I don't feel a tingle or an extra beat
My heart is just empty
You are sweet mostly
Not crazy nor spicy
Kind of dull, I'm sorry to say
But I give you props for handling me
Always calm no matter the case
Never said a bad word behind or to my face
Always content no matter what I say
I thank you for that
Cause you a swell cat
