She's holding a party,
He's invited to it,
But watch out, little lady,
'Cause the Phantom's gonna screw it.
He's not gonna let her touch him,
Instead, he'll take her to his lair,
Discard his scary masculine mask,
And paint her nails and do her hair.
She's gonna be so damn confused,
But he's gonna kiss her, then she'll see,
The Phantom's not just anybody,
He's Ryan, looking for Noey!
*This is...well, you won't get it unless you went to the Masquerade Ball and saw Phantom Of The Opera...sorry!*
P.S. You hafta read this in, like, a singsong kind of voice!
