Here lies...

Here lies... Guy
he told a lie
so we swung him from the gallows high.

Here lies... Nock
He lay in stocks
Then, his head lay in the chopping block.

Here lies... Mell
she rang the school bell
and down the tower she had fell

Here lies... Ned
he stole some bread
and in these coffins they all lay dead.

*These are related to back in the old times. And it's not exactly sad deaths...=P