Two Faced B i t c h

You think you're so clever
Calling me on the phone
It's funny how you don't say sh!t
When you are alone.

Witholding the number
Making threats you'll never keep
Do you honestly believe
That you will make me weep?

I laugh at your stupidity
And at how two faced you are
And I wonder how
You even fit inside a car!

You're so big and fat
I'd kill myself if I looked like that.
You're a coward and a liar
I hope you catch on fire.

Manipulative and untrue
Those words describe YOU!
I wish you'd come and threaten me to my face
But I know that'll never be the case.

You eat so fast
And you need a gastric bypass
If the unlikely ever happens and you say stuff to my face-if you DO
I'll have so much fun kicking f u c k out of you!

**Okay, Not One Of My best, It Was Done In Anger After A 'Friend' Threatened Me And Started Being Vulgar In Full Hearing Of My Three Year Old Sister.