There was an old fart that lived in a big ole shoe
He sat there alone and didn't know what to do
so he went to the store and bought some milk
He came back home and ironed his quilt
He went to his garden to pick some fruit
and came back with a horrible toot
People could smell it from a mile away
Some people didn't know what to say
Then one night he had it for him
The old mans light went out before him
The big ole foot found its big ole shoe
So now the old man was a piece of poo
