Still waiting

Waiting and waiting
there is no debating
the one thing i hate
is having to wait.
impatient i might be
but i really have to pee
the line is not moving
whats taking so long
i sure hope i don't
make a mess in my thong
the mens line is flowing
they keep going and going.
a mistake i did make
i should have gone sooner
i should not have drank
all of that schooner
i can hear the first song
this show, i wont see
because i am still waiting
in this line to go pee.