(This is a true story, i always laughed when my mum and dad gives me advice, just the opposite)
So i got to trouble,
With this kid at school,
A big pain in the butt,
Just another fool,
My parents found out,
I do not know how or when,
They are like in another country,
But the funny advice they give me then,
on the phone
My dad,
"What happened?!"
"I got into trouble, cause of this other boy"
"What did you do?"
"No i did not to anything, he was the one who started it!"
"Did you fight with him?"
"No, i did not, don't want to get to more trouble."
"WHAT?! are you a chicken? go to him and ask him what's his problem! and settle it at once, face to face!!!"
Then he gave me a long speech, but in short, he encouraged me to get into trouble, that's my dad, now
My mum,
"What did you do?"
"Nothing..."
"Did you fight?"
"No, but dad.."
"Don't listen to him, don't look for trouble, just settle things down peacefully, if you bla bla bla...."
In short, my mum is saying that, don't get into trouble...
See people, the funny thing is,
They contradicted each other,
One said, "GO GET HIM"
Another said, "Don't get to trouble dear"
It's hard for me to stay angry,
Cause everytime after they called me,
It just makes me laugh,
For some reason it's true that parents are always consoling....in their own way
