Why is it such a hard task to do?
when we sit down our legs stick like glue,
you could use the paper,
it would save the pain later,
of others having to do it for you!
We don't tend to check,
and think what the heck,
as that p*&s you didn't wipe up,
sticks our leg and the loo together.
its rather bone idle,
and annoying too,
and if you cannot do it,
you belong in a f*^kin zoo!!