Cute Guy: Bad Breath

I wish that he'd just walk away
I can't take this horrid smell
I wouldn't go anywhere with him
I'm really not feeling well

I mean he's awfully gorgeous
With his black hair and blue eyes
But once he opens that mouth
I can't stop blinking my eyes

The odor is so blinding to me
Worse than onions, it makes me cry
And though he's super nice to look at
His breath all laws defies

I think something crawled up inside him
Then came begging to get out
To bad it has to happen with me
I can't even breathe through my mouth

'Cause tasting it is worse than smelling
Oh please mister just walk away
Come back and talk some other time
When you've used mouthwash and toothpaste!