I like it. It made me laugh. That would be funny if he ever read this. =] Oh sorry. Just my hatred towards the guy. =]

The only thing I suggest is that you shorten up the very last line.

5/5
>black&&blue

Ok... I don't know which president this is supposed to be about but it's still really good although black&&blue is right the last line doesn't flow too well.
Keep writing =]

Pip xxx