Peeeeeeee U!

Don't you love your own farts?
i know mine are just swell
it's fun to fart out loud
and to relax in the wonderful smell

Eggs,beans, a dead animal,
whatever the smell may be,
to me it smells like roses,
but I'm sure you won't agree

There's loud ones, silent ones, deadly ones,
all of which I personally enjoy
it's just like the happiness of a child,
when mommy buys them a new toy

Other people's farts are gross,
they don't have your personal stench,
especially when they fart in public,
for some clean air, i always clench

if you can't hear a fart,
you can surly smell the scent
it always lingers in the air
and even goes through the vents

farts are just another part of life,
that we all must accept
but sometimes people let one rip in public,
a fart they did not expect.

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