Its hard work being perfect
Always trying to impress
can't never have an off day
to just sit down and rest
Combing my gorgeous blond hair
has made my arms so tired
whoever created curling irons and hair spray
should truly be fired
I'm rather bored with brushing my teeth
exactly three times a day
there pearly white for all to see
free from crust or decay
I honestly don't see the use
who washes and shaves two times a day
it takes hard work this you should know
but all you see is perfect long legs
I've poked my eyes a thousand times
just to make my eyes ocean blue
Contacts are such a waste of money
I'd rather go buy a pool
My clothes always have to be nice and neat
no room for wrinkles or tears
why did Adam and Eve ever ask for clothes
I'd rather walk around in my underwear
So you can take all the fake and phony friends
you can take all the popularity
cuz its hard work to be so perfect
especially for someone as perfect as me
