How to get out of a traffic ticket

Speeding on down the road
Wind blowing through my hair
I looked in the rear view mirror
A cop happened to be back there

I pulled over when his siren blared
Quickly added a little gloss to my lips
Sprayed some hair spray in my hair
Straightened the mini skirt on my hips

Pushed my boobs up higher
So they peek out from my blouse
Checked myself out once more
Then sat quietly as a mouse

"License and Registration Miss"
I leaned over so my thong could show
"Is this what your looking for sir?"
I saw his pants start to grow

Put a big smile on my face
Gave him a little wink
Then I stared at his face
As his cheeks turned rosy pink

Batted my eyelashes innocently
"I'm just heading to the beach
When your shift is over you should come
We could share some champagne and a peach"

He looked at me with big blue eyes
Smiled and then agreed
Said it sounded like lots of fun
But this ticket you'll still pay indeed

I guess it doesn't matter how I looked
Didn't matter if I drove a van or truck
So how do you get out of a ticket you ask?
That would just have to be pure luck

*collab with Angela..tehe this was fun Ang, we are too damn good I tell ya*