Sheep Song

**lol I wrote this about a year ago when I was really, really bored! Let me know if it at least put a smile on your face! :)**

Sheep Song

You stand out in a field all day long in the cold.
Soon your coat will be growing mold.
The wool on you will start to shrink
And then you\'ll really start to stink.
You say, \"Hey.....no need to weep.
That\'s just the life of a simple sheep.\"

Sheeeeppyyy
Is it really that bad?
Oh sheepppyyy
Why do you look so mad?
Sheeeppyy
You eat grass for food.
Oh sheeeppyyy
Is that why you\'re in such a foul mood?

Foul mood!
You\'re not a bird, you\'re a sheep!
Foul mood!
You look so funny when you leap!
Foul mood!
You go \"baa!\" not \"beep!\"!
Foul mood!
Guess now I won\'t be counting sheep for sleep.

You go \"baa baa\" all day long out on the green.
Sometimes you go \"BAA!\" when you wanna be mean.
Then you\'ll \"baa\" away and run in the opposite direction.
Like you have some mad cow disease infection...
Then you say, \"Hey, no need to be a creep;
That\'s just the life of a simpleton sheep.\"

Sheeeeppyyy
Why do you run?
Oh sheepppyyy
Is running really that fun?
Sheeeppyy
Why do you run fast?
Oh sheeeppyyy
Is really a blast?

You say, \"BAH! Leave me alone! I\'m in a
FOOOULL MOOOOOOOOD!...oops, I sounded like a cow there...HAHA...BAAAHH!!\" *runs away*

Foul mood!
You\'re not a bird, you\'re a sheep!
Foul mood!
You look so funny when you leap!
Foul mood!
You go \"baa!\" not \"beep!\"!
Foul mood!
Guess now I won\'t be counting sheep for sleep.

©Karin Coburn